Thursday, April 21, 2011

The Sporcery Guilds - Fungus To The Stars

"There came to that room wild streams of violet midnight glittering with dust of gold, vortices of dust and fire, swirling out of the ultimate spaces and heavy perfumes from beyond the worlds. Opiate oceans poured there, litten by suns that the eye may never behold and having in their whirlpools strange dolphins and sea-nymphs of unrememberable depths. Noiseless infinity eddied around the dreamer and wafted him away without touching the body that leaned stiffly from the lonely window; and for days not counted in men's calandars the tides of far spheres that bore him gently to join the course of other cycles that tenderly left him sleeping on a green sunrise shore, a green shore fragrant with lotus blossums and starred by red camalates..." 

Among the stars there is a strange guild of once men who are the inheritors of a branch of the Eldar Things.  These once men raise many different types of fungus which both expands & opens up the vistas of  the human consciousness.  Many colony worlds of theirs exist out in the vastness of space where they grow all manor of strange & twisted fungi. They are peddlers of many types of pharmaceutical products & have proven to be one of the leading providers of the type of  twisting mind expanding drugs used to see the twisting spirals of hyperspace & beyond. 
The very friendly sporcery guild salesmen are often found in every space station offering their wares. 
The actual leaders of the guild are mostly unknown & never seen by their regular customers. 
There are theories & rumors of these strange leaders who sport unusual mutations & strange deformities. 

 Among the more unusual products of the Spocery Guild : 

 The Scared Endless Night ~ The so called Hyperspace drug, grown in the vast underground radioactive caverns below the surface of the colony worlds of the Spocery Guild this unusual fungus invests its user with expanded capabilities & opens the mind to the twisting vistas of  sights beyond sight. Prolonged use may cause both mental mutations & others. The Spocery Guild navigators must consume incredible quantities of this drug. There are 13 different varieties of this drug which can do a wide variety of things. Endless Night Beer is another popular brew but with only a tenth the distillation of the actual drug. 
The drug is 100 credits a dose. Beer is 2.00 credits a bottle. 

Eternal Wisdom ~ A so called smart fungus is capable of increasing the user's intelligence for a time. The Spocery guild spliced several varieties of fungus together to produce this specimen. Prolonged use may cause telepathic paranoia in which others thoughts may not even relate to the victim but the mind will interpret as an attack.  
20 credits a dose 

Purple Fairy Bane~ The Planar friend : Purple Bane was created to keep the hyper space planar intrusions at bay. This fungus forms a psychic barrier around the mind of the user enabling the host to function without the worry of possession or attack from outside forces. The fungus can also be grown live upon a starship enabling the psychic barrier to be carried with them. Prolonged use of the fungus is not recommended as there have been cases where the fungus has become sentient & hostile. There is absolutely no truth that the fungus is grown on human brains. Or further that the preserved brains of the Fungi from Yuggoth  create the best barrier fungus are simply false. 
40 credits or a kit for growing your own about star ship 80. 

 The so called violet fungus are the perfect perimeter defense system. Found throughout the most noble houses. This unusual mobile fungus has the unique flesh dissolving property built right into its tendrils. Deadly this fungus is  one of the most successful products of the guild. Local laws should be consulted before purchasing this product. The Spocery guild should be consulted for set up & deployment 

Other products & services offered  by the Spocery guild include :
Planet Terriforming
& many others 
Some can be found here:

Payment should be made as quickly as possible as the guild has very little patience for being cheated. There enforcement creatures are known through out the universe as very dangerous. The Fungi from Yuggoth & the Spocery guild have fought a long protracted war in the past. It is best not to speak of such things in the presence of guild members 


  1. I might have said it before, but it's true: forget the fungus, this blog has mind-expanding properties.

  2. Whoa, awesome post and blog. Thank you for the link that lead me here! Weird and wonderful posts abound!

  3. You guys are the best. I'm doing this blog mostly because I stumbled on yours in the past mostly through rpg bloggers. This is high praise indeed coming from all of you.


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