Au'ekrschogu -The Planar Elders & Their Sacraments Of The Damned For Terminal Space

Au'ekrschogu -The Planar Shamans & Their Sacraments Of The Damned 

Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth's fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread.

• "The Dunwich Horror " - Written Summer 1928; first published in Weird Tales, 13, No. 4, (April 1929)

They have within their ranks so many Cakrna-choth, Huggha, Ighak, Kehigortl, Mangu, & even the powerful N'osaudhogoth itself. They have gone farther within the service of the Old Ones & Outer Gods then any sane being ever. But they have paid terrible prices for it. 

Between the various Heavens & Hells of Outer Darkness are those locked outside forever more. They are the shattered remains of wizards who have wandered in the damned light between the outer darkness. The places where the noise of infinity washes against itself. 

They are explorers beyond the doorways of sanity & sensation. The final points of life itself & beyond the known places. 

Au'ekrschogu offer their gifts to all who come before them!  

Flesh & bone are gone now. Only the dream of existence remains to dream about itself. They have become merely the bits & pieces of  forbidden & forgotten god's dreams that roll in flesh less angles of mathematical insanity 
Yet they are willing to share their wisdom with those who can reach them through the key & the gate. 

Those who visit the Au'ekrschogu are changed forever! 

Sacrament* 

For those who seek them out, the Au'ekrschoguoffer a glimpse beyond this flesh prison we call existence. They offer a sacrament made from their own corrupted flesh, the remains of ancient alien travelers from 20 billion years gone, & the ground up parasites of certain old ones& gods. The sacrament called the union of agreement offers a glimpse of interstellar oblivion & damnation! Those who partake of it have trodden down a path of deviant planar existence. They become something far more unique from their original species.
The Union of Agreement's Random Evolutionary Effects Table  1d30 Roll Three Times 

1. +1 on intelligence as your mind splits into 4 individual entities. 
2. -2 on wisdom as a face of a god ancient & malevolent looks into your soul for 1d3 rounds 
3. 1d3 mutations sprout across your carcass marking you as damned & deceived
4. Gain 1d4 psionic powers as dead gods gibber & cavort in your mind for a time 3 rounds  
5. Become a scion of the lizard kind. Gain scaled  skin, claws, & gills 
6. -1 on dexterity as a limb transforms into a biomechanical nightmare 
7. +1 on wisdom as your dreams are now those a mad wizard a million years gone 
8. The Dream Is Over You- You polymorph into a deep one. Your true form. 
9. Planar Demons perform surgery on you +1 on a random trait but lose 2 charisma points 
10. Gain an evil familiar even if your not a wizard. It begins to torment you 
11. Awaken from your dream with an alien artifact you have no idea what it does. Cursed item though 
12. Become a Changed Man - Gain 1d6 mental mutations 
13. You can see forever! Your eyes are symbols of insanity 
14. Agent Of The Old Ones - Your perfectly normal but your shadow is monstrous & insane. It will spy on you & telepathically tell the old ones of your activities & those of your party
15.  Blink every 20 minutes as the dog. There are sometimes 1d6 floating astral parasites with you 
16. Precognition - You can now see to the beginning of time. 40% of the Hounds of Tindalos following you each time you look backwards& forwards  in time
17. Gain The Ability -Hide In Shadows but the shadows contain 1d6 minor monsters as well. 
18. Telepathic Insanity - You can hear the dreams of the old ones & you must share it with a target. The target must save versus death or fall stunned for 1d4 rounds. If they do save you will be stunned listen yet again to revelations of the old ones 
19. You erupt in 1d20 random mutations & burst forth as a servant of the old ones. Change Alignment to Chaotic. 
20. You become perfect. Absolutely disgustingly perfect except for one tiny spot of flesh. This spot belongs to the mythos. They whisper to you at night enticing you to insane acts. The spot acts as a symbol of insanity each time it is used 
21. Each time you sing you impart blasphemy & insanity on those around you. -4 on all Charisma rolls. 
22. You now understand the insanity of magic gain 1 level in magic user. However all magic is of an evil nature. Clerics will sense who & what you really are 
23. Curse of The Beast - On nights of the gibberous moon you become a mythos creature. You are not in control at this time & some day you will want to wander the Outer Darkness dancing with your dark masters. 
24. You gain hands from beyond. Once a week you may teleport yourself & others. However someday you might not come back 
25. The Song Of The Navigator - You become psychic & are able to smell sound, taste color, & see the patterns of existence & hyperspace. Gain 1 level in Navigator & 1d3 random psionic powers 
26. Favored of Cthulhu- The eye of the Old One shines on you +1 to all traits but gain 1d3 mutations of a fish like nature. 
27. Join the Power - You gain 1d20 psionic powers but only have 3 months to live 
28. Chill of the Dark Void Beyond. - You may breath the void of space at a target for 1d4 points of chilled, freezing, dangerous damage. Your eyes see normally but they are actually holes within damned space. 
29. The Erupted - The person becomes a horror from beyond & is told to join the court of Azathoth. Roll another character up! 
30. You experience all of the effects on this table within 1d3 rounds but come perfectly normal expect you have a chaotic alignment now! 

* The side effects of the sacrament of the Au'ekrschogu are not limited to Planar Demonic Possession, Worship of the Old Ones, Insanity, Mutation, Ripples From Beyond The Normal Time Space Continuum, Visits From Time Lords, Explosive Decompression, Random Dimensional Polar Expression, & Complete Protonic Reversal. Remember To Use Only As Directed & This Product May Be Illegal Within Zeta Coded Star Systems. If Continued Existence Continues Please Consult Your Nearest Au'ekrschogu for Instructions. The Owners of This Blog are Not Responsible For Misuse of The Sacrament of The Au'ekrschogu

High Profit Yield Lovecraftian Space Cargoes 1d10 Random Table

High Profit Yield Lovecraftian Space Cargoes 1d10 Random Table 

1. Mi Go Brain Cylinder Of Several Mad Space Emperors. 300 credits each
2. Great Race Of Yith Time Portal Equipment 40,000 credits 
3. Shaggoth proto matter 2000 credits per vial 
4. The  Black Milk of Shub Niggurth contained with warded scared vessels. 600 credits per portion 
5. Deep One Spawned One Slaves 3 hit points each. 4,000 credits for an unhatched egg clutch 
6. Summoning Machine for a Dimensional Shambler includes plans 4000 credits 
7. The Live Head of A Necromancer From Beyond The Pale 500 credits to the right buyer 
8. A sealed Warrior Of Yig 4 hit points 600 credits  
9. A Voomis Egg Clutch 300 eggs unhatched 370 credits for the lot 
10. Time Locked Shaggoth material In Crystal Matrix - Can Be Used As WMD 5000 credits 

Please note that all of the above items carry a strange eldrith taint which will do 1d3 points of damage to the person handling them over 1d6 days. Each day a point will be done to the owner unless they are aware & follow with successive save versus poison each day. Sell the item as soon as possible to avoid this mythos taint. 

Random Wreckage Table From Downed Space Craft

Random Wreckage From Downed Space Craft 1d20 

1. A Leaking Warp Core Will explode on a 30% roll. If salvaged will power a community for 1d20 years with an engineering roll, repair, etc. 
2. A cargo of 1d200 live chickens in suspended animation will awaken in 1d4 hours & begin breeding with 10 hours. There will be 20 chickens every 1d6 hours. "Boke!" 
3. 1d10 Cybermen warriors in cold sleep. 1960s variety, very cranky, very pissed off, & from a completely alternative universe
4. 1d20 thousand credits out of date & very much out of circulation 
5. Hyper drive malfunctioning will randomly teleport 1d4 living beings to a completely random destination. 
6. 1d10 tons of Tang instant breakfast beverage in perfectly preserved packets scattered across the land. 
7. 1d6 Daleks of various colors all in hypersleep & waiting for activation 
8. 1d6 eggs of unknown origin. 2 pounds each with a life form reading 
9. A space probe of unknown origin, its signaling that it wants to communicate 
10. A naked woman in a crystal prism like sleep chamber along with 300 credits 
11. A space hulk like vessel is filled with thousands of  stasis pods. 
12. The wreckage of a battle station the size of a small moon only a bit larger. High radiation hazard. 
13. A whole stream of wreckage from several small fighters with an unusual wing configuration 5 different types 
14. The rolling wreckage of several Constitution class star ships. Lots of a valuable salvage. There is a 40% of Borg encounters. 1d4 units 
15. A platoon of wrecked USFA flying saucers with a slight radiation hazard
16. The wreckage from a large mining vessel. 10,000 credits worth of gear. 20% of Xenomorph encounter! 
17. 1d6 wrecked Nazi flying saucers. 
18. 1d6 Astronaut remains 
19. The 4 billion year old space craft remains oddly bio mechanical 
20. The Time Shattered Remains of A Tardis lose 1d4 days 

Bitchin' 70s Van Art Science Fantasy Encounter Tables

Bitchin' 70s Van Art Science Fantasy  Encounter Table

1. Half Naked Warrior/Wizard Queen on a Pegasus  4 hit points with a staff of the magi 
2. Ralph Bakshi Orc Magic User 4th level with Globe of Transference 
3. Warrior Queen astride a Reptilian Mount 4th level Amazon 
4. Wizard & Familiar In the Wastelands of Time 
5. Storm Troopers out In the Wasteland 2nd level Fighters 20+ Number 
6. 5 Lost City Ruins Guarded By Demons 3 hit points 
7. Dr. Strange Journeying Across the Cosmos With Demons of Denack on His Heels Roll 1d10 to determine # appearing, 3 hit points each 
8. Ralph Bakshi Demon & Orc Army Lost in Time Looking For A Fight! 20+ Level 2 Fighters With a Shaman leader! 
9. Psychic Knight In Battle With Dragon Lost Within Space &  Time! 
10. The Hulk Wandering Across The Trackless Dimensions 30% of Attacking The Party 10% of ignoring the party

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Fantastic Science Fiction Covers & A D10 Random Table Of Space Heroines In Distress Table

D10 Random Table Of Space Heroines In Distress Table 

1. A stranded Martian Princess needs to be saved from a marauding band of Thark Slavers. She has the secret plans for a wizard's battle fortress on her space craft. The reactor is going critical! 
2. This insectoid space princess has more then the leaking antimatter drive on her mind. Her brother wishes to rule her kingdom & she is pregnant with spawn who will eat their way out of her within 34 hours! These 2 hit point insects will devour anything that they can get a hold of! 
3. This lady in distress is more then she appears! She is actually the leader of a mysterious band of space pirates. She is looking for her band's next victims & guess who she's picked! If the tables are turned she's worth 4000 credits to the pirates or the authorities! 
4. This druidic princess is the head of a council & needs to find a suitable mate within 25 hours time. She needs to get married to keep her crown! The council of ents on her world needs her to make a decision... soon. 
5. This amazon princess is tracking her little sister across the universe & needs a band of heroes to help her! She will pay 200 credits a hand & is looking for trust worthy adventurers for her sister is has been captured by a litch! 
6. This damsel isn't what she appears instead she is a 3 million year old alien vampire queen in search of fresh prey. She has a treasury of vast wealth however. Getting might be another matter for her family will seek revenge if she is destroyed! 
7. This alien fey princess is looking for a mate for her brother. She needs some of strong temperament to tame his evil ways. Her brother is searching for his true love. There is a bounty hunter looking for both of them! 
8. This princess is looking for a band of warriors to help her get back her father from the clutches of a band of pirates.. The pirate leader has stolen a galactic mater converter one of the most powerful weapons in the universe. She has the plans for the weapon & knows its weakness. 
9. This competent Amazon warrior is looking for a band of heroes to join with. She is searching for a suitable mate who will become the latest sacrifice to her tribe's heathen god! 
10. This princess is on the run from an evil space dragon.  Nothing complicated that's it!