Random Computer Bank Finds 1d30
- The number 23 comes up repeatedly across the monitor over & over again
- Plans for an outmoded battle station the size of a small planet with a radical weakness
- A Rogue AI that wants to talk & talk
- Please hold for the next operator
- Valuable mineral & resource information for an ancient star system
- The location of black hole treasure & wreck hoard
- Alien culture maps & records
- Strange ancient face book profile
- Plans for a solar sailor with parts lists
- Velcoreporn #9 -The legendary porn planet location
- Lovecraftain cult leaders soul & mind on hard disk
- Demonoid mind trapped & waited
- Galactic Hospital records including identity information
- Holographic Representation of Hell -Roll save versus
- The Necronomicon on Disk
- Brain Cylinder hooked up to bank with red light beeping
- A treasure hoard of holographic art
- Electronic drug that can be downloaded via biodrive
- 727 cross sectioned alien species on disk
- The greatest hits of Gallifreyan music downloadable
- The universe's worst joke which counts as a weapon of mass destruction
- Computer virus that radical alters any machines around it into absolute killing machines
- A hoard of alien porn - scientifically valuable
- A phone call from an alternative reality
- Map of the multiverse in gibberish
- Matter to Energy conversion equation program running -Roll save versus death
- Random party member targeted for assassination
- Location of valuable resources - food planet, mineral find, etc
- The records of one party member including birth information & past life identities
- Galactic creditor records on the party dating back to the beginning of the campaign with tacked on debts
Computer Banks Condition 1d10
- Perfect -The computer runs perfectly
- The banks have blown a few chips
- More sand than the Sahara
- Runs but needs lots of parts
- Antique
- Relic with Attitude
- Showroom fresh
- Attic Clean & Fresh
- Ancient & it hates you
- Computer has Alzheimer's
Alien Computer Technologies Table 1d20 (Roll Twice For Added Weirdness)
- Punch Cards & Steam power
- Tubes & Radio Electronics
- Psionic Crystals
- Elemental Planar Technologies
- Dead Souls Stored In Jars
- Nano machines In Magnetic Bottles
- 1970s Pre personal computers
- Derro Bio Drive Systems
- 1920s electronics technologies
- Pulp tube technologies
- Living souls Stored In Brain Tissue Medium
- Telegraph & Punch Cards With Assembly Lines
- Weird Pan Asian Mechanisms
- Ancient European Technology
- A.I. built by other A.I.s
- Living Heads with bio fluid jars all interconnected to an alien group mind
- Brains In a Jar In A Psionic Circuit
- Bio mechanical Humanoids Frozen In Time
- Linked Holographic Displays Created By A.I.
- Block After Block of Electronics strangely humming away
A.I. Reactions 1d10
- Deranged but friendly
- Pick the male or female character with the highest charisma - This is your new girl or boy friend
- It like you, I mean really really likes you in a creepy way
- Your its new daddy
- Normal
- Abby normal
- New York Attitude
- Totally Insane
- Switches sexes & personalities every 8 minutes
- Begins to mimic a PC & doesn't stop
This is a major start on something I think we need much more of. And your output fries my circuits.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment Porky! I think that there are few games that could benefit from this type of table!
ReplyDeleteNice stuff. I like the little easter eggs and references.
ReplyDeleteThanks Trey! There will be more to come! Thanks for the comments!
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